custom dent service

Not a Noob Posts : 35 Join date : 2008-12-21

Does nobody race you because your ride looks clean and smooth? Tired of being outshitted by primer civics and duct tape bumper mounts?

I will fuck your car up! Prices are on a sliding scale; no job is too big or small. I work with a sturdy craftsman hammer for maximum dent detail when you want that high-tech JDM look, or 100% organic granite rocks and Alabama red mud for that just-rallied look.

Other services are available, including:

fender-kicking with a size 17 boot (Holdbrooks cost extra)
radiator fin bending
bb's in valve stem caps
headlight yellowing (foglights extra)
brake line cutting (wildcard, bitches)
AC filter shitting
carpet soda spilling
gas tank sugaring

Postwhore Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-12-21

Great Xmas gift right here guys.

Super Mod Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-12-20

Oh shit! You guys do gift cards? I was talking the other day about how it sure would be nice if someone would take a big shit right in my ac filter.

Subject: Re: custom dent service Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:53 pm

sorry but i do all my own destruction lol. if you ever want to contract out labor let me know

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

lol.... always sunny in Helena

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:32 am

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

if you haven't seen the show you won't get the reference

wildcard bitches

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:18 pm

i watched a little bit of it but lost interest

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

what its an awesome show

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:16 pm

i like testees

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:29 pm

BlkGuitarRedCar wrote:: i like testees

... in your face.

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:06 pm

Own3d lol

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

in not on?

Noobish Posts : 19 Join date : 2008-12-21

Subject: Re: custom dent service Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:16 pm

staticpat wrote:

thats awesome

Postwhore Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-12-21

BlkGuitarRedCar wrote:: i like testees

hee you go

Subject: Re: custom dent service Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:19 pm

lol soon i will post more than erv

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

no balls on this site, you can link to but no posting them on the forum

Subject: Re: custom dent service Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:27 am

ball free zone suckas

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

newds free zone

Postwhore Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-12-21

better?

Admin Posts : 199 Join date : 2008-12-20

you don't have to reply to one thing in every fuckin thread

Postwhore Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-12-21

yes i do

Subject: Re: custom dent service Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:50 am

totally

Postwhore Posts : 189 Join date : 2008-12-21

I know